Look it’s the winter holiday season and no one wants to be lonely. Not a single person out there likes to be alone. I can tell you that the night before Thanksgiving is perhaps one of the best nights to go out and get laid. I’ve had dozens if not hundreds of hook ups on the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving.
Is it luck? NOPE, it’s pure skill.
I’ve gone out of my way to perfect the art of banging during the holiday season. It literally took me years to accomplish this and work up to what I would consider a great Thanksgiving treat on an annual basis. There are specific steps that I take in order to stuff that naughty local turkey and make her gobble on my knob.
The good news is that it really doesn’t require a whole lot of work. However, you will need to put in some time here that’s for sure. Just follow these exact steps and you’ll be hooking up in no time. Here’s what you need to know!
Tips For Hooking Up This Thanksgiving Holiday Week
The first thing you need to do is forget everything that you’ve been taught about getting lucky during the holidays. I’ve had way too many trial and error runs at this to even deal with reprogramming someone. Don’t waste your time trying to mix and mingle strategies, just do as I say below.
Connect Early And Often
The very first thing you want to do is sign up for a casual dating site if you’re not already using one. I’ve been using the Snapsext.com network to meet girls for years and it’s worked like a charm. I suggest you join that now but don’t do anything after that. Just join and upgrade and I’ll lead you from there.
Pimp Your Profile Out
Let people know that you’re ready to have some fun this Thanksgiving. Add a tagline that shows you’re DTF this Thanksgiving even to your profile line. This omits any beating around the bush that might occur.
Connect Socially
The next thing you’ll want to do is see if you recognize any of the girls in on Snapsext and if so, ask them if they plan on going out the night before Thanksgiving. It’s perhaps the biggest partying day of the year and you cannot miss out on the fun. If you’re willing to connect to the snapsext network and strike up a conversation, you’ll be padding your chances in preparation for running into these people locally.
The Night Of
Once you’ve got a solid idea of where people are going to be hanging out the night of Thanksgiving eve, then I want you to make way and head to that location early. When you are there, be sure to make it a point to log into Snapsext or whatever dating network you’ve chosen to use. This will give you an idea of just how many girls are floating around the bar that are a part of the network.
A safe assumption to make is that if they are hanging around the bar and they’re on the dating site, then they want to smash.
Send Pokes/Winks
Be sure to send pokes and winks discreetly through the app while at the bar. This will help you connect with someone that might be interested in having sex with you. If they don’t respond, then no worries you haven’t lost out on anything at all.
Those that do respond, buy them a drink and somehow get them to leave with you, easy as that!
What Networks To Avoid
Look here’s some sound advice. If you’re trying to use the NSAFinder, MeetMe, or Badoo then you better find another app to use because those do not work well enough on the go, trust me!
